Fake cum is one of the most versatile ingredients in fetish play. It can turn a scene into a messy, humiliating experience that feels raw, playful, or deeply degrading. While ejaculating dildos and medical syringes are classics, there are many other creative ways to make cum “squirt.”
Mistress can choose the exact tool that fits the mood of the session – from realistic streams to playful sprays or slow, sticky drips.

1. Ejaculating Dildo
The most obvious choice. It looks and feels realistic, and the sub gets the full experience of a dildo “cumming.” Perfect for roleplay scenarios where authenticity matters.
2. Medical Syringe
Simple, precise, and effective. A syringe allows Mistress to inject cum directly into the sub’s mouth, face, or wherever she wants. Total control over every drop.
3. Enema Bulb (Pump)
Often used for cleansing, but just as effective for cum play. Fill it up and squeeze – the result is a strong, forceful squirt that makes a big impact.
4. Plastic Bottle with Nozzle
A sports bottle or even a ketchup squeeze bottle. Squeeze and squirt, simple as that. It’s discreet, easy to refill, and directs cum exactly where it should go.
5. Water Gun
A playful yet humiliating twist. A cheap water pistol can shoot streams of cum across the room, making the sub the target of a sticky “cum shower.”
6. Cum-Filled Condom
Fill a condom with fake cum and squeeze or pierce it at the right moment. The sudden burst looks extremely realistic. Mistress can even mock the sub, claiming it’s “real sperm from another man.”
7. Foam Pump Dispenser
Like a soap dispenser – but for cum. The mixture comes out foamy and bubbly, creating an extra messy version that feels strange and humiliating.
8. IV Bag with Tube
For a medical fetish vibe. An infusion bag filled with cum can drip slowly through a tube onto the sub’s body or into their mouth. Perfect for long, drawn-out humiliation.
9. Oral Syringes
Small syringes (like those for kids or pets) are great for controlled, precise doses. Just a drop on the tongue – Mistress decides if it’s reward or punishment.
Scene Ideas with Cum Tools
- Bukkake Fantasy – combine several tools (dildos, pistols, condoms) for surprise cum showers from every direction.
- Punishment Shot – a quick squirt from a syringe straight into the sub’s mouth.
- Surprise Leak – a hidden IV bag above the sub slowly dripping cum during the session.
- Humiliation Spray – water pistol aimed at the sub’s face while Mistress laughs at their messy look.
- Random Roulette – Make yourself 6x glasses of cumeme, 2 normal, 2 nasty and 2 extra stinky. The sub has to drink a random one that the mistress gives, they can be numbered.
Conclusion
Fake cum isn’t just fluid – it’s a fetish tool. Whether realistic, playful, or degrading, the way it’s delivered makes all the difference. From squirting dildos to unexpected sprays and sticky drips, each tool adds its own twist.
Mistress decides which weapon to use – and the sub can only wait to see where the next sticky load will land.